she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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