I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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