Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
ttyl tear gas
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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