been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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