she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This is the high leading the old right now
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Randomize
