Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
