nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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