Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She just used a chaser for red wine.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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