He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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