David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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