addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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