Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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