I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i think i just lost a toe
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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