I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Sext me about skeletons
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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