Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
