But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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