that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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