He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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