College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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