We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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