Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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