im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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