Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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