Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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