Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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