You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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