WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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