oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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