this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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