I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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