Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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