Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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