party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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