I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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