You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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