I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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