fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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