there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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