For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you didnt know i had herpes?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
