Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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