Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Randomize
