In the future we'll all be gay
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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