what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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