It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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