Pappa wants mamma naked
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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