...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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