worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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