Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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