Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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