ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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