Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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