it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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