I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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