i can't believe i had my finger in that
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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