k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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