she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
