Your mouth is God's brothel.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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